Jeff Saturday knows a lot about bizarre head coaching hires, but the Dallas Cowboys introductory press conference for Brian Schottenheimer really caught him by surprise. Usually, it’s the incoming coach who wins or loses the introductory press conference.

In order to move forward and see where your Cowboys might be headed years from now, we must first look back. The local team was actually just one of four to unveil a new coach Monday, but their announcement was the only one that came with an intermission.

Stephen A. Smith has embraced needling the Dallas Cowboys and their fans as a recurring bit and the franchise has provided him ample opportunity to do so in recent years. The face of ESPN pushed quite hard for the Cowboys to hire Deion Sanders but Jerry Jones instead opted to go the very boring route with Brian Schottenheimer.