Maurice Coughlan will leave his home on Long Island, head to the city and join in on some St. Patrick's Day festivities. He'll likely watch the parade, then meet friends for a meal at his favorite local pub.

"I planned a quiet conversation, but when he sat down, I blurted, 'Did you fake the vasectomy?'" The 11-year-old will one day mark a major royal first. The professional wrestling promoter-turned-secretary of education had no idea what one key acronym stood for.