Share these funny holiday quotes with your friends and family ... lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights." — Maya Angelou 4. "The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake ...

If you need a little help in the inspiration department, we’ve gathered a list of the best Christmas quotes to jot down ... If you’re looking for a funny Christmas quote, we’ve got an ...

another cracker from a cracker. “Which author steals train sets from under the Christmas tree? "Nick Hornby.” – surreal gagsmith Milton Jones. “How many donkeys does it take to change a ...