If you're on the hunt for traditional Scottish specialties ... voted Britain's "curry capital") and deep-fried everything, especially deep-fried pizza, is another Glaswegian forte.

Referring to it as the "double crunch", he then quipped: "This will not crunch, it will squish," before adding: "Deep fried pizza, is there a better way to tell your body, I don't care about you ...

Referring to it as the "double crunch", he then quipped: "This will not crunch, it will squish," before adding: "Deep fried pizza, is there a better way to tell your body, I don't care about you at ...