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A disgraced soccer star trains a motley bunch of convicts in "Mean Machine," a British makeover of Robert Aldrich's 1974 "The Longest Yard" that's OK entertainment but nothing more. Low budget in ...

Read the Empire Movie review of Mean Machine. Jones recaptures his old form in a fun movie which may not hit Treble-winning Liverpool heights, ...

Directed by Robert Aldrich, who also made the darkest of noirs with the 1955 classic Kiss Me Deadly, the 1974 football movie The Longest Yard was intended foremost as a vehicle for Burt Reynolds ...

Mean Machine is Vinnie Jones's remake of the 1974 version staring Burt Renolds, which was also known as 'The Longest Yard'. Danny Meehan (Vinnie Jones) had it all – captain of the England soccer ...