Some Long Islanders aren't having a cow over a brewing beef battle ... One Long Island meat merchant called Patrick's proposal an utter joke. “No pun intended, I’m not trying to start ...

Funny puns are like cookies — it's impossible ... Did you hear about the matching cows? It was an udder cow-incidence. What did the duck say when waiter gave him the check?

Are they “good” jokes? Debatable ... It is either one or the udder. Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose. Delmaine Donson/E+/Getty Images What’s a computer’s favorite ...

expect more cow puns in this story. The staff at Cottonwood Coffee tells our news partners at Dakota News Now that it was a slower day at the coffee shop. But little did they know a runaway cow would ...

Unlike other comic strips that feature main characters (like Peanuts and Garfield), where the jokes have to be tailored ... as he exclaims with utter joy and profound excitement after opening ...

A runaway cow caused “udder chaos” in south Las Vegas on Monday when it started “mooooving too close to traffic” near Interstate 15 and St. Rose Parkway, the Nevada Department of ...

The cow was eventually caught and seen tied to the back of a DOT truck drinking water from a paint bucket. The Nevada DOT said they avoided “udder chaos” and were thankful there were no “cowlisions.” ...

A Co Armagh farmer has described his “total shock” as his cow birthed a trio of calves — now the third set of triplets born here in less than two months. Kyle McCall’s cow is the third to ...

There's nothing like a good, old-fashioned knock-knock joke to make people laugh. Whether you want to cheer up a pal, impress ...