Come to think of it, scoring it in the first place was unforgivably disrespectful, probably to poor Erling Haaland ... in the grips of that existential dread. His Manchester City form did nothing ...

The numbers at the top end are staggering.

Perhaps his mockery of Erling Haaland's celebration wasn't in the best ... Walker has enjoyed fewer moments of existential dread at AC Milan thus far and looked five years younger in the dialled ...