The big event of the day was pin the tail on the donkey. The kids yelled at the adults to participate at a volume loud enough to cause the windows to shake.

Fair point 18 months in so how about it opposition and pin the tail on the donkeys who's shit is stinking up godzone. The policies to focus on on are the coalitions and the damage they're doing.

1) A Swing Off, 2) Pin the Tail on the Pitcher, 3) Name that Walk-up Tune, or 4) Sunflower Seed Spitting. Does anybody have Abner Doubleday’s phone number?