What do cats put in their houses? Fur-niture, of course. By now, we're guessing you get the point and if funny puns and ...

Okay, okay, we're not claiming to be John Mulaney or Hannah Berner, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve.

Post these funny quotes on Instagram or text them to friends and family in honor of the day. Either way, you're bound to love these April Fools' quotes and we promise, that's no joke.