The lady turned white and said, 'Call a doctor, call a doctor!' They called a doctor who came and pumped everyone's stomachs.

We’ve collected more than 100 of the best funny one-liners that are short, sharp and easy to deliver. And just to keep you on your toes, we threw a couple puns and jokes into the mix too!

When a Cheyenne restaurant owner posted a PG-rated gay joke on his roadside sign, Wyoming’s top LGBTQ advocacy group decided ...

6.Chris Hemsworth was on the BBC's The Graham Norton Show when he mentioned that people often come up to him and tell him ...

Ted Danson has accumulated a lot of impressive TV credits over the years, ranging from Becker to "The Good Place" to CSI for a dramatic turn. He may always be best remembered for his Emmy- and Golden ...

At a time when so many people in our city are struggling to keep food on the table, heat their homes, and maintain a dignified later life, remarks about "the poor," however intended, cannot and must ...

The interviewer then jokes back that, basically, anyone but Britney Spears influenced him. It’s cool to see McCollum list off people with whom he has a personal relationship as his musical influences.

The new Superman has to save the world all on his own. In a red carpet interview with Heart at the London premiere of James ...

Fed up with ‘partisan hackery,’ Stewart trumped traditional media for some fans — even with a show that followed ‘puppets ...

For his portrayal of the former president on “Saturday Night Live,” Carvey admitted that he had to toe a careful line.

It would take some beating to knock this off the top spot of the funniest films ever made - though it caused uproar when it ...

Dave Chappelle left no stereotype unmocked in brilliant sketches like “The Racial Draft,” in which various races tried to ...