Danny Dyer might have been delighted to be reuniting with writer/director Nick Love for Marching Powder, out in cinemas this Friday, but it did lead to a painful rehearsal experience for him.

football-obsessed middle-aged man in his new comedy Marching Powder. The forthcoming movie reunites Dyer with The Football Factory writer-director Nick Love for the first time in 18 years.

Marching Powder, to stretch a comparison ... By “they”, we mean this film’s writer-director, Nick Love, and by “in”, we mean into head-butting, coke-snorting and unprintable insults. Love is the man ...