Kid grinds through Slipknot homework like it’s a double bass pedal to convince his mom to let him see the band live.

Percussionists Shawn Crahan, aka Clown, and Michael Pfaff ... in Des Moines Before Caitlin Clark even existed, Slipknot was ...

and then head to the comments section to make other snide observations about Clown’s new look or get really excited because OMG NEW SLIPKNOT MASK!!!!, depending on your feelings about the band.

If you though Slipknot‘s founding members were Shawn “Clown” Crahan, Paul Gray, and Joey Jordison, you’re only partially correct. At least that’s what one-third of that trio said during a recent ...