Meanwhile, on "The Simpsons," Mr. Burns makes $258,900 as a chief executive and Ned Flanders makes $45,050 as a religious worker. On "The X-Files," Fox Mulder would earn $95,930 as a detective ...

Shelbyville Grampa: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool ...