Despite attempts to downplay the situation surrounding UNC head coach Bill Belichick and his 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson, more reported details continue to paint a bleak outlook.

Instead, the interview occurred when one of the most famous coaches in NFL history was between jobs and dating someone nearly fifty years younger than him. Jordon Hudson has also had to deal with fallout on her end, with the interview allegedly impacting everything from the Miss Maine pageant to football camp at the Tar Heels facility.

The Bill Belichick/Jordon Hudson story has officially reached the point at which new developments read like a game of drunken Mad Libs.