Mean Machine is a 2001 British sports comedy film directed by Barry Skolnick and starring former footballer Vinnie Jones. The film is an adaptation of the 1974 American film The Longest Yard, featuring association football rather than American football.

Mean Machine: Directed by Barry Skolnick. With Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown. A football star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.

Mar 1, 2002 · We’ve had prisoners winning a gardening competition, pot dealers helping little old ladies, and crooks leaving crime for life as real estate agents. Now here is “Mean Machine,” about a corrupt British soccer champion, jailed for rigging an important match, and ordered by the prison governor to coach the inmates’ team.

When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead. Find out how and where to watch "Mean Machine" online on Netflix, Prime Video, and Disney+ today – including 4K and free options.

Danny Mehan (Vinnie Jones) was one of the biggest stars in British football (what Americans call soccer), until he was caught rigging a game during a championship tournament.

The football mad commissioner organises a one-off game -- the wardens against the inmates -- and he's got to turn a bunch of out-of-shape reprobates into a...

Mean Machine Comedy 2002 1 hr 39 min The classic Burt Reynolds football-behind-bars flick The Longest Yard crosses the pond and gets an appropriate British accent in the process in this rough-and-tumble mixture of sports and action-comedy.

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the...

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